shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via queen-fucked)

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting, via dont-ask-its-complicated)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via dont-ask-its-complicated)

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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(via officestacks)

Me: WHEN I WAS

Dad: what

Me: A YOUNG BOY

Dad: oh God

Me: MY FATHER

Dad: not again

Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Dad: no I didn't

Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

Dad: you're not even a boy

vincentvangoth:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED AT THE END??!!

(Source: epic-vines)